Victim of attempted suicide stable

The victim of a suspected attempted suicide this morning at La Guerre, Babonneau, is reported to be in stable condition at Victoria Hospital.

The Times has been reliably informed that the thirty-five year old male is believed to have consumed a portion of the herbicide – Touchdown.

A bottle of the substance was found at his home.

Details about the reasons for the man’s purported actions are unclear.

Police are investigating the matter.